Hi. You've found the very tippy top of all the sections of my web page. I'm not sure why you're here, since I direct most people to a subsection, since very few people are interested in all of my areas. But, as long as you're here, sit back, grab a cup of coffee, and I'll give you a list of what's here so far.
And if you want to know why this page was missing in action for so long, drop me some email. It's a long, long, LONG story.
So I had a wonderful, awful idea. (Extra points if you know where that came from.) This is the new, ugly, tacky, glorious lawn decoration we put up every year: The Grateful Deer.
2001: Because tacky ideas are never overdone, we made a companion for our deer: the Grand Old Stag, in an Americana color scheme. And here they are together.
If you want to know why these pages are all so plain, please see my philosophy of web pages and the web.
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